Smalking 

Stalking a stranger at the mall for short periods of time.

Girlfriend: "That metrosexual guy over there with the uber-hot hair has been following us for the last 5 minutes"
Boyfriend: "Don't flatter yourself - he's probably just perusing those flash reveal photography books over there."
Girlfriend: "Seriously, he's like, smalking me!"
Boyfriend: " FML ."

Smalking by captain tegan December 18, 2009

stacking z's

CB lingo for getting some sleep; frequently used by people that did drugs in the 70's and/or watch Smokey and the Bandit whenever it's on cable

John: "Hey man, what are you doing?"
Rick: "I'm getting ready to start stacking z's before I have to go out on a long haul tomorrow."

or

John: "I think it's time to hit the hay and stack some z's."
Ginger: "OK, I guess we won't have sex then."

stacking z's by gor8drz April 7, 2010

stacking nada 

Plenty of nothing.

"Do you have any?" "No, i'm stacking nada."

stacking nada by juicedmaster April 17, 2014

Quacker Stacking 

The act of stacking ducks on top of each other, while trying to get each duck to continuously quack in harmony. Mostly done with friends in competition to see who can quacker stack the best.

Hey John, do you want to go quacker stacking today? I bet I'll dino dong off you!

Quacker Stacking by The Quacker Stacker December 16, 2011

Stacking 

Verb 1. Hitting on a girl so hard that no one else can even get close to her, esp. when you have absolutely no chance. 2. The ultimate form of cockblocking.

Things were going well with Tracy until Steve got drunk and started stacking on her. What a buddy fucker.

Stacking by TheTeeTom September 13, 2013

Babe Stacking 

nerb (noun and verb); - 1.) a mild sleeping disorder in which one stacks babes while sleeping.
2.) Someone who stacks babes while they sleep (this is a mild disorder while sleeping)

"Dude, I was totally babe stacking some babes in my sleep last night"

Babe Stacking by babestacker4life May 16, 2010

Double Stacking 

When someone sits on the toilet and another person sits on their lap to shit and uses their thighs as a seat.

Tony was shitting and Sam needed to as well, so Sam sat on Tony and used double stacking to shit.

Double Stacking by shit-bag October 15, 2010