Squirrel Friend

A bitch who a dude uses for sexual activites; Also a bitch who a dude shares his "nuts" with; A squirrel friend can be a bitch or a dude.

Most bitches at the club are not wifey material, but definitely a squirrel friend! :)

Squirrel Friend by justAwhiteGIRL January 3, 2010

squirrel hunter 

A person with misaligned eyes; someone with one or both lazy or wonky eyes; ie, one eye is looking at you, and the other eye is "hunting squirrels."

Tracy McGrady is a little bit of a squirrel hunter

squirrel hunter by Professor Remus April 21, 2008

squirrel handed 

to put your hand on a womans pussy
its what happens a when a date goes really well

friend: how was your date last night
you: i got squirrel handed

squirrel handed by gimme lovin September 20, 2003

squirrel head 

a person who puts their sack in someone other than themselves face

payton manning squirrel headed a reporter

squirrel head by i dont need a name to rock June 26, 2008

squirrel friend

A female who is all about swallowing and saving it for later.

Your squirrel friend seems to be storing nuts for the up coming winter months.

squirrel friend by recliners December 15, 2009

squirrel bite 

a very powerful backhand to the nads.

man 1: i just got bit by a squirrel. come look at it.

man 2: ok.

man 1: "squirrel bite".......
*backhands man 2 in the sack.*

squirrel bite by .j.g. August 15, 2006

Squirrel Zero

A person to be insane c0der and a very active forum/mIRC talk0r!
"Squirrel Zero" also known to be a Project Leader/Coder of www.Frag-Ops.com

"Damn! That SquirrelZero guy is in c0de-land again! What a guy! =]"

Squirrel Zero by Pyro Python August 31, 2003