by mike i. April 15, 2008

by austin powers January 31, 2004

by goshnoway August 11, 2008

SQUID is the acronym for a superconducting quantum interference device. It measures very small magnetic fields and is rendered useless when wet due to its very sensitive nature. Also, used as a massive Fuck You to all those pedant bitches who think it should be "squib". I mean, just who do you think you are? A 16th century musketeer?
Mate, you've not only missed the goal you've missed the ball altogether! Sometimes I think you're as useless as a damp SQUID.
by Sir Rupert Hume de Chardin III February 4, 2015

When you insert live squid into your vaginal cavity. Then you squeeze the squid to death inside your vaginal cavity so they become a pile of mush and ink. You lastly push the squished squid out of your vagina into a man’s mouth for consumption, which completes the Japanese Squid Soup.
by Autismo the retardo February 19, 2020

by SpySquidKing August 28, 2020

A term meaning calm the heck down. Comes from the strange yet awesome actions of a one in a million teacher.
On line, term is known as SyS
the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.
On line, term is known as SyS
the squid is the attack of un-humanly restraint that the receiver of the comment is currently acting upon.
by shadowgirl..... and friend August 15, 2010
