Sperm donner

Noun. Someone who covers you in gentleman's relish. I.e., you don his sperm.

Example: Kevin is such a sperm donner. He covered my face when I wasn't expecting it!

Sperm donner by Jafloofly March 9, 2018

Sperm jelly 

The sperm bubbles going down a shower drain

Sperm jelly are typically found in prison,navy or military showers where groups of men who only have alone time during this period so they all beat there meat and make groups of sperm jelly's slide to the drain

Sperm jelly by Turtles23 May 23, 2018

Sperm-Scranner 

same as a batty man, gay boy, homosexual etc. a sperm-scranner means someone that eats sperm

person1: yo that fella looks like a right sperm-scranner innit
person2: yo fam he such a batty man look at them boat shoes

Sperm-Scranner by hairybattycrease May 23, 2018

Sperm Whale 

When you ejaculate into a fat woman and Just after you dip her head into a bowl of water

JOSH: Dude Jane is so fat, I wish I could sperm whale her
MARK: you're A WEIRDO MAN

Sperm Whale by NICK NAVK THE PATTIES BACK June 7, 2018

Sperm and Eggs 

A sorry excuse for a human being.

He is a waste of sperm and eggs.

Sperm and Eggs by Paige9622 August 31, 2018

Sperm Harvester 

A woman who tricks a man into getting her pregnant to draw a child support check for the next 18 years.

Look at that Sperm Harvester and her three paychecks.

Sperm Harvester by Augustus Jackson March 14, 2019

Sperm whale 

When you ejaculate into a woman's bellybutton and slap the sides of her stomach so that it shoots up like the Waterhole of a whale

"It got kinda messy when I gave my girl the Sperm Whale last night, worth it tho"

Sperm whale by Niggamus Prime July 31, 2019