Hat smacking

The art of masterbation in a frantic, more vigiorously & rushed fashion.

Edward was hat smacking in the attempt to crack one off before his mum came home with the shopping.

by leatherism June 15, 2009

Gas Sparking

The attempt to gas light a person , but the person doesn’t give in

Gas lighter: I forgive you for all the terrible things you’ve done.
Victim: well I didn’t do anything wrong so suck a benis. I don’t give In to this gas sparking

by Zen~Pai November 11, 2017

spanking the kitty

Lady masturbation.

Ewe! Your fingers stink! It smells like you were just spanking the kitty!

by tonyfamous October 4, 2010

smacking cars

The action of taking any object (preferably solid like a snowball, baseball, hand full of nails) and launching them as hard and as fast as possible at a passing car. Do not do on major highways. The term "smacking" is derived from the loud boom created when the object smacks the car.

Hey Robbie I was smacking cars yesterday with a piece of firewood and it smashed the windshield. Cops came fast like 5 minutes.

by Jⱪ December 26, 2010

spackling

if u fart when u have a sweaty ass-crack your ring makes a spackling sound

i fucking spackling!

by lewi-p December 6, 2003

spackling

V. to spackle, to poo just a bit and let it rub ur undergarment (leaving a stain; skid mark) before letting it retreat back into the lower colon.

also

to bend over a sleeping partner and spread you but cheeks and let the poo poke out and rub (leaving a brown mark) on thier nose before leting it retreat into the lower colon.

man i needed to "drop the kids off" so bad last night i splaked on my girlfriends face!

ohh man i need to shit soo bad im spackling in my superman outfit!

by xXBaHZoRsXx May 30, 2009

spanking

another word for leaving/going home or away.

ite guys im spanking soon, i think I'm gonna spank, she's such a spankette, i think he's a spanko, he needs to stop being a spankings direct.

by Duncan Levz June 16, 2010