Women Spreading

Needing their purses and bags to take up a whole seat. They actually are taking up 2 and maybe more full seats when men are just taking 1.0001 seats.

Guy: Watch out for those women spreaders you might not get your seat
or
Feminists mind: Men should not be able to man spread so i shall start Women Spreading

by Weedankers August 1, 2017

spreadable

word used to describe an ugly, unattractive person. A development of the term BUTTERS for the intention of preventing the person in question from realising you are infact slagging them off to their face.

the development of the word:
butterS...butter...lurpak spreadable... spreadable.

spreadable ...your mum's rather SPREADABLE, don't you agree?

by hmriw August 1, 2008

Spreadshine

To share food with fellow immates in jail. To invite a friend to eat from your spread.

Can can I get some spreadshine homie?

simon O.G..

by mellly mel February 15, 2010

spreader

An individual that does not take precautions to mitigate the spread of disease while in public, such as not wearing a mask during the Covid-19 pandemic.

There was a group of spreaders at the park today that I gave a wide berth.

by rawratar August 14, 2020

cat spreading

Generally happens when cats spread out into warm or sunny spots; otherwise happens when cats spread out into the warm spots of recently vacated furniture (stealing your spot as soon as you get up)

I just got up and mr. Fluffles is already cat spreading.

by HayleyComments June 1, 2018

saggy asshole spreading

When somebody is gay and they have a saggy asshole, so they spread it as far as they can. Usaully people do this when it is smexy time.ass

My asshole spread so far last night that is started sagging and my boyfriend said I was good at saggy asshole spreading.

by BobalobLOLLOL April 19, 2018

spreane

A way to describe a really good friend.

Omg you are such a spreane.
Awww thanks

by The good human November 27, 2021