One handed splash

Washing just your privates with one hand in a cup shape splashing water on you.

Son- "ahh! dad im late for school and i need to take a shower"

Father- "uhh just do the one handed splash"

by son of that guy October 12, 2009

The Muggsy Splash

A act common amoung male youths from the town of Carrigaline in Co. Cork, Ireland. The act involves a gang of youths, grabbing another to spread him out flat on his back by holding onto his arms and legs. The 'Muggsy',being a seperate youth, takes a run up to the victim and belly flops onto him.

quick grab marrot and give him the muggsy splash

by con 'holdtheball' o'leary May 28, 2014

Gentleman's Splash

A Gentleman's Splash is the chivalrous act of speedily cleansing one's genitals immediately prior to fellatio or cunnilingus, out of consideration of one's partner.

Joe was conscious of smeg build up so decided to conduct a speedy Gentleman's Splash prior to Kelly fellating his glorious penis.

by jfaceman April 28, 2016

The Pink Slash

Another term for vagina.

Guy 1: Got to taste the pink slash last night. It tasted like The Fish. I wasn't satisfied...
Guy 2: Ewww, please don't say that shit again
Guy 3: Chillax bro! Calm your dick.

by Racist Cumtart April 2, 2017

Alabama Bemis Slash

When the female (preferably your cousin) cuts a slice at the edge of the penis and dips it into her Bemis brand toilet. After, the female sneezes all over the already moist penis and puts rubber bands all around it until it starts to turn purple. The male then jerks off and jizzes into the Bemis brand toilet and leaves it in there for about 2 weeks.

Bobby: I just met up with my cousin, Marie Sue, and I gave her the ol' Alabama Bemis Slash!
Doug: How long has the jizz been in the Bemis?
Bobby: 'Bout 2 months, I'm trying to start a new record

by bigmoist1 June 11, 2018

no one can deflect the emerald splash

Kakyoin: EMERALD SPLASH
Star Platinum : Deflects the Emerald splash
Kakyoin: HE JUST DEFLECTED THE EMERALD SPLASH WTF. No one can deflect the emerald splash

no one can deflect the emerald splash

by MrSmartgooserman May 16, 2022

Dick splash

When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!

"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."

by Bloomerz September 1, 2011