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Sneezemis

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Stupid Christmis due to covid-19. Your not allowed to get together and have fun. Only 'get togethers' with a two or three people are allowed.
This year christmas is canceled
but marry sneezemis everyone!
by Jay the first November 28, 2020
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sleezed

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when u get owned and destroyed in an interesting way
damn you just got sleezed on
by mongomongis March 2, 2021
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Sneeze and tug

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When you sneeze in your hand thenJack your man off.
I had a horrible head cold on date night so I gave my man the old sneeze and tug.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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Sneeze and please

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When you sneeze into your hand, rub it on your dick and stick it in your girls ass.
Me and my girl were about to get down but we were out of lube, I sneezed in my hand rubbed it on my dick and stuck it in her ass. I sneezed and she pleased, sneeze and please.
by Head cold March 7, 2021
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sneezesexual

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when you are sexually attracted too a sneeze
bro i met this girl that was {sneezesexual}, she totally wanted to fuck me cause i had rona
by on_her_chinnychinchin666 May 21, 2021
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sneeze the weasel

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To masturbate; the weasel is the dick being sneezed.
"Bro, why are you so late for the meeting?"
"Ah, sorry, I got really horny and had to sneeze the weasel."
by RegaTheChad June 16, 2021
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sneeze

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To kill someone (in-game) in a very quick matter of time.

Hanzo in 'Heroes of the Storm' is a very squishy and slow character. So you could kill him within literally a second.
"Dude, you just sneezed him."
"Yeah, coz Butcher can deal the highest DPS in this game."
by ACKOON June 21, 2021
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