Shit Smack

the act of putting feces and/or farting in your hand and smacking an individual in the face therefor making the person smell the ominous gases perfuming from your hand also leaving ones self to be smelling like shit for the rest of the day

the other day this kid tried to give me a rusty hook but before he could i gave him a shit smack

by punjabi--allahpraiser March 13, 2011

Cum smack

The act of a man jizzing in his hand and smacking a girl so hard that your hand sticks to her face and her face turns beat red, and covered in cock butter

Dude that bitch cheated on you. She deserves to get cum smacked.

by Godj375 March 3, 2011

November 25 smack ass day

This is the day that u can smack your crush booty day no matter what

Girl:”smack”
Boy:what was that for

Girl: is November 25 smack your crush booty day no matter what

Boy:bet “smack”
Girl:ohhh shit

November 25 smack ass day

by Michero8027YT November 23, 2019

Smack!

What my nut sack says to your face!

What did my nutsack say to your face?...What?...Smack!...You have just been fucktarded!

by Skyler Deer Bitch! August 14, 2004

Mack n' Smack

Mack and smack originated from S.J. Hadleyburg from Red Bank N.J. The mack n' smack means when a dirty ass ho you are mackin' on, tells you no! You smack that broke ass bitch on that sweet ass ghetto booty.

Shanda played ya boy so he gave her the ol' mack n' smack!

by Bizzle Holly n' the Cricks March 30, 2005

smack my church monkey

The process of destroying a persons day or life, or it can literally be taken as "smacking a monkey that is employed by the Magisterium." Thirdly it can be taken as direct interjection of religion into a persons life.

Origins: the 2007 theatrical version of The Golden Compass, Where Nicole Kiddman lays the smackdown on a poor defenseless primate.

"Why are you always trying to smack my church monkey?"
"I shouldn't have done that, it feels like I just got smacked by a church monkey."

by JaKeJa January 3, 2008

Smuckafied

To squeeze, crush, or press into a flattened mass by pressure or impact.

Tommy stepped in front of a moving truck and was smuckafied on impact.

by ladygail May 18, 2011