smoothie

someone with well below average wrinkles in their cortex and thus of limited mental capacity

Awww c'mon! When no one else is here, you don't have to stop at the roundabout smoothie!

by Karrde76 February 5, 2023

Smoochie

Max prestige shawty that suck dick

Person 1: bro that girl is a smoochie

Person 2: I know, she be sucking up the basketball players

by Wsggang March 4, 2023

smoochie

a snitch

erik is a smoochie he told that i was eating gum

by CC BOPALOT March 13, 2023

Smoothie

A person without genitalia

We don’t talk about the smoothies

by Fuckyouyoucunt December 9, 2022

Smoothie

A discrete way to name a man's "party time" zone

"Oh no, that cannonball almost hit me in the smoothie bro"

by JanexxxxDoe December 30, 2022

Smoochie

Jaden Andrew Philips

That man was acting like a smoochie, must of been jaden

by Bigdilf March 21, 2023

smoochie

a boy ora girl (most of the time a girl) who eats alot of di- well....you get the point and for a guy to be a smoochie he would eat alota pu- *MEOW* wtf. did you hear dat.....weird

dat hoe a smoochie she was eatin brandon up ong

by thee.brains.liyahh June 1, 2023