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Smash poo

A smash poo is when you take a very large poo and it smashes the toilet
P1 we have get a new toilet

P2 why

P1 because I took a smash poo

P2 what the fuck is a smash poo

P1 A smash poo is when you take a very large shit and it smashes the toilet
by Poopy bumcheeks August 9, 2022
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Taco Smash

Smashing one's genitals onto a slain opponent's face. The female version of the teabag.
What are you doing?
Teabagging this guy I killed.
Girls can't teabag, they don't have the bag. They have to taco smash instead.
by The Clever Linguist May 17, 2014
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The Mogar Smash

The act of punching your girl in the face, slamming her head down, then proceeding to have anal intercourse with her.
My girl wasnt in the mood last night, so i pulled The Mogar Smash on her.
by exonautic October 15, 2014
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smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
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tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.
by LBBB October 14, 2016
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Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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Thanos Smash

When Thanos uses his infinty stones to make his penis seem larger then reproduces with a female. When Thanos nuts it comes out as grape juice and all the girls love the amazing taste of it.
Bro I saw this hot girl and we Thanos Smashed later
Bro really I Thanos Smashed yout mother that night too
by Adi R. April 22, 2019
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