Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
by LBBB October 14, 2016

Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018

by SMASH01 December 6, 2011

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
by wetfart July 31, 2014

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018

by papapattyp June 9, 2020

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
