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tram smash

Someone who is beyond ugly. Who looks like they've had there face hit by a moving vehicle several times
Damn, look at the state of that tram smash over there.

Wow, doesn't he/she look like a tram smash.
by LBBB October 14, 2016
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Smashed Yam

When your girl squats her fresh booty yam over your face and gives it a ride.
Rachel woke me up this morning with a smashed yam. Love eating that booty.

She gave me a smashed yam but I had to tap out. I couldn’t breath.
by Eaton Holgoode June 4, 2018
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smash Bird

to be able to smash the shit out of drinking every weekend with a group of mates
smash birds are go
by SMASH01 December 6, 2011
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smashed clam

A porn stars sausage wallet that's been smashed by hundreds of dudes with horse like willys , it is most unpleasant to look at and hence looks like a smashed clam.. Approach with caution. May smell like tuna or stale baby gravy.
Look at the smashed clam on her, I wouldn't fuck it with your dick.
by wetfart July 31, 2014
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Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
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Smash Sad

When you’re playing Super Smash Bros. and you constantly lose or are off you’re game.
Hey man, don’t bother him, he’s smash sad
by papapattyp June 9, 2020
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Reality Smash

Upgraded from Reality Slap. Use in emergencies only
Fuck the reality slap.. Pass me a hammer and I'd reality smash you back.
by Jay A. April 19, 2005
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