"Joe. I feel empowered. You gave me a job. You did an Orange Sign."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."
"I know. Even though you are a turtle."
by C L G September 21, 2017
Get the Orange Signmug. 
Bullshit repeated over and over again by every astrology girl on planet Earth.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
They use it because they just so happen to have no personality, so they like to lean on whatever the garbage horoscopes are cranking out this week.
They base their entire life off of whatever month they happen to be born in, and I guess they were right on how your zodiac sign makes a difference because their one made them fucking retarded.
Oh and don't get me started about all this "compatibility" bullshit like they will actually fucking leave you because of your birth month. Don't you know compatibility is based off of actual fucking compatibility and not what start was in the sky when you were born?
Of course you didn't.
In short, zodiac signs mean that someone is too retarded to have any personality traits or unique qualities about themselves so they consult to the nearest crackpot retard in a 10 mile radius to tell them what to do.
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
Get the Zodiac signsmug. by Taylor Nickol April 8, 2010
Get the Signe Toly Andersonmug. .
by Mouzenu March 13, 2025
Get the Someone born under the Monkey zodiac sign during a year with a strong Water elementmug. by NotPectoralPaladin December 22, 2021
Get the signmug. 1. Self harm
2. Getting a lot of plastic surgery
3. Brain washing
4. Risky behavior for attention
5. Seeking out attention
6. Committing illegal acts
2. Getting a lot of plastic surgery
3. Brain washing
4. Risky behavior for attention
5. Seeking out attention
6. Committing illegal acts
Signs of a Footpath
by 459395 May 15, 2022
Get the Signs of a footpathmug.