Retard showdown

At lunch when two autistic kids stare down eachother from across the table and grunt and spazz out at the same time.

Roman: see those kids? Bout to have a retard showdown

by DopeRedHead420699/11 September 24, 2019

White Trash Shower

The act of dousing yourself with multiple fragrance of Axe or cologne and rubbing water in your hair because you are too lazy/scuzzy to take a real shower.

Ah we have to leave in like 3 minutes let me go take a white trash shower real fast.

by The Chebirtle. December 17, 2009

Magical Sound Shower

A magical tune from the 1986 video game Outrun.

Composed by Hiroshi Miyauchi in Japan.

magical sound shower is wicked, just like the other outrun tunes.

by Malakand_man January 17, 2010

Brad Pitt Shower

When you don't have enough time to take a regular shower so you use baby wipes to clean your body. Made popular by Brad Pitt that stated when he gets sweaty, he rubs baby wipes under his armpits.

I didn't have time to shower after the gym so I took a Brad Pitt Shower.

by joolee September 23, 2012

taking a shower

Towards people over Skype or some other verbal communication online, generally meant to be fapping or meant as an excuse for something else. Similar to "walking the dog" or "going to the bathroom".

Guys, I'm going to start taking a shower
Okay.

by TheBigBoyB January 25, 2015

Shower Thoughts

Cool thoughts that people think of in the shower. Like "the only time incorrectly isn't spelled incorrectly is if it's spelled incorrectly." :)

Those Shower Thoughts are cool!

by CharjabugGD March 11, 2017

Poop shower

When a person runs out of toilet paper in the bathroom and has to take a shower as a result

Roommate 1: Hey JC, we have any toilet paper left? or paper towels, ANYTHING?!?!
Roommate 2: Nope sry.
Roommate 1: guess I have to take a poop shower :-/

by MR. DNICK@CHEECK June 27, 2010