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not shark or flounder

Not a predator, but won't be walked on either.
B-Rad G? He awight, not shark or flounder.
by anonymous May 20, 2022
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taco shark

A white women who dates mexicans because she has low self esteem. Even Lower than that of a mudshark who dates black men.

Usually Trashy and could never get the attention of a respectable white male.

Often tells people that they are really latino when infact thay are white regardless of the fake accent.
Your sister Gabby is such a taco shark. She fucked Jaun 3x last week.
by CelticsFan69 May 19, 2008
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shark jacking

As seen on Dog Bites Man on Comedy Central.

Shark jacking is the most common injury of spring breakers in florida. They swim out to a shark infested area with meat tied around their ankles and when sharks attack, they roll the sharks on their backs and masturbate the shark.
by MonCor August 28, 2006
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carve a shark

When you have a bowel movement that replicates the shape of a shark. ie. pinching it off to make a pointy end like a shark face swimming in your toilet bowl.
Dude, after eating that burrito, I have to go carve a shark!!
by Smyleegirl13 August 14, 2017
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Yard sharks

Ornery little dogs, like Chihuahuas or other small mutts that run around wild in a yard chewing, digging, snarling, and generally destroying whatever they can.
Yard sharks are two or more small dogs that rip across the yards, jumping and snapping, biting, and tearing stuff up, like the shark in Jaws. "Watch out! Lucy and moose are at it again!".
by Jenefur November 7, 2014
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loan shark

A money lender who loans money to desperate borrowers at ridiculous terms, and uses criminal means to intimidate the money back from the borrower if they can't get the interest back.
The loan shark broke Peter's knees when he couldn't cough up $100.
by ke6isf July 19, 2004
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Shark puppet

A shark puppet is a puppet that resembles a shark and used for a fun new kinky way to have hand sex
Tom: dude shark puppet or nah
Joe: no
by xNoctoriousx September 10, 2019
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