swing hard

a kid who dresses like an asshole

ASS HOLES that swing hard
jingly clothes wearing ass holes

ex)
matt: where'd that swing hard kid go..?
elena: what?
matt: that kid dressed like an ass hole.

by claudia torres June 19, 2008

swingleberry

When a dog ingests a long strand of hair it wraps around the poo when partially expelled from the butt hole. The poo then dangles off that strand of hair and swings.

I couldn't stop laughing when I saw Georges swingleberry blowing in the wind.

by D.A.V.E. January 12, 2013

Shwinggle

That spot Inbetween your ballsack and the base of your dick

Ah man my shwinggle is so sweaty

by Landscraper226 March 8, 2016

Swinging cocklocker

A male, usually a millennial who changes shorts under a towel tent in the locker room, who stares with gaze literally locked in on swinging boomer cocks.

I saw that swinging cocklocker give me a sideways stare at my junk as I walked by to the shower .

by Davedale August 24, 2019

Seeing the Wizard

In the military, particularly at a military school, one "see's the wizard" when sleep deprived and worked to great physical and mental exhaustion. "Seeing the wizard" can refer to a hallucination (often with NVG), or passing out cold in the middle of an exercise or a ruck march. Seeing the Wizard is not something you want to do, because you've effectively been rendered incapable of properly performing any tasks ; and if you haven't seen the wizard, your instructor probably knows plenty of people that have.

*The Joe's at ranger school*

Joe 1: man, I'm tired. I haven't slept for three days straight.

Joe 2: Tell me about it. I think someone in our squad is going through our stuff and stealing the shit tickets out of the MRE's, too.

Joe 3: Yeah, and all those monkeys with hats swinging from those trees way off are really bothering me.

Joe 2: ...What?

Joe 1: Don't mind him. He's seeing the wizard.

*During forced march*
Joe 1: Have you seen PVT POG around? Did he fall out?
Jane: Yeah, he walked off the path a mile back and then went to see the wizard.

by travmagi December 14, 2019

Swingin' dick

Military term used to describe any man able to walk. If you were walking your dick was swinging hence the correlation. Particularly remembered from the American/Vietnam conflict.

"...we're gonna need every swingin' dick available"

by Simon7 May 7, 2021

seeing other people

1: Cheating on.

Girl: Well you know... I've been seeing other people-

Boy: fuck off you slut

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021