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senior missionary position

Missionary position with legs wide and knees up close, females hands gripping the man’s thighs so he doesn’t pull out early.
Jim, are your grandparents Mormon? Steve saw them hittin’ The senior missionary position last week.
by Mischooti March 25, 2019
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long term senioritis

Long term (LT) senioritis involves the usual symptoms of senioritis that have not been repressed after senior year. LT senioritis is this feeling of laziness and homework angst that continues on even after Senior year is long over. Most college students go through this crippling illness, feeling the need to lie down on the floor and neglect all responsibilities.
Teacher: You're an adult now! You should be responsible already!
Student: NO. I HAVE LONG TERM SENIORITIS.
by misterjoe October 30, 2013
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Super Senior

Deez machado “oh it’s the super senior dez machado”.
by Starvingboi September 4, 2021
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Senior

The highest of the high school hierarchy and the one at the top of the food chain. They and their junior lackeys often eat the freshmen. Get in good with a senior and you are guaranteed protection and popularity for most of your high school life.
A few of my freshman buddies got picked off by a senior. Never saw them again.

Sophomore 1: Man, that guy is cool!

Sophomore 2: He’s a senior, he has his shit together.
by veganphobia August 11, 2022
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Jayvon Senior

Cute,smart,loving all around all a loving soul
Jayvon Senior loves helping people in need
by KevinDeBruyne February 19, 2021
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Seniorism

Noun. When a persons age, prolonged experience, or position of seniority causes faults in judgement, biases, outdated ideologies, or simply outright ignorance.

Someone who refuses to get with the times or adapt to changes may be known as a “Seniorist”.

Examples of seniorism:

“Things were better in the olden days.”

“You can’t change it, we’ve done it like that for years.”
“Let’s rebuild an empire in the 2020s”
“Karen’s seniorism has gotten out of hand, she keeps trying convince me to bring back the USSR.”

“Dave is a major seniorist; you tell him there’s a new procedure, he will do it the way he always did.”
by Ismaker May 30, 2024
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Senioritis

A (mostly) made-up disease, common stereotype, and actual coined term in the dictionary that depicts high school seniors as being excessively lazy and unmotivated as they near the end of school for good.

It can also happen to fourth-year college students, and people who are about to retire.
Most seniors suffer from senioritis because they have been burned out from going to school almost every day and doing almost the exact same thing every year for the past thirteen years.
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 16, 2022
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