When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.
When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.
by ChaosDemon January 13, 2011
Get the Box of Secretsmug. by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 4, 2020
Get the Secret tunnelmug. A love that cant be open because of unnecessary judgment, or just a relationship waiting for trouble. Either way these two people know that they are in love, and nothing will stop them.
"I would rather keep our relationship as a secret couple"
"Totally, if we ever got busted, we would be dead!"
"Totally, if we ever got busted, we would be dead!"
by Lfkfndiiebhuevdr April 1, 2017
Get the secret couplemug. by Swoned.com August 7, 2003
Get the Secret Squirrelmug. double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.
Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.
by Lava October 27, 2004
Get the double secretmug. When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)
by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017
Get the Secret Santamug. Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.
by aztechy July 6, 2010
Get the Secret showmug.