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Blue Screen of Death

Something that is now virtually extinct, thanks to Microsoft's brand new stable OS.
"OH NO!!!!1MY WIDNWOZ 3.1 HSA CARAHSED!!!!!!!!11111"
"You need Windows XP, dipshit. Welcome to the real world."
by Assholes Inc. September 3, 2003
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blue screen of death

An error message that appears in blue and white on windows 95/98/2000/me/nt/xp/2003 boxes every time you: read a cd-rom/plug in a usb device/install new hardware/read e-mail/play solitaire/look for porn/listen to mp3's/click on start/change the background/chat over IRC/install any kind of new software/make 'backups' of windows Cd's to share with your friends/type word documents/try to get you fscking soundcard to work/calibrate your joystick/open 3rd party browsers like firefox/compile cpp files/keep your pc on for more than two minutes ect.

The problem is rarely caused by bad memory. the main cause is bad programming, whereby a program (usualy explorer.exe, but other virii are also known) ignores memory boundries and writes data to memory locations allocated to other programs, causing them to abort.
Windows caused a page-fault in module winsux.dll at 0x442298765, 0x656758958, 0x2234323434

An access voilation occured while trying to reference memory at 0x444567358

Unspecified error. Abort, Retry, Fail?

"fo fucksakes!"
by d-_-b June 9, 2005
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SCREEEEEEEEEAAAAWWWWWWWWW

the act of doing anything fast.

-Stocky's quote
Alex- "I saw that girl you bulled the other week, you know, that beuer, i tried to grab you and you just went SCREEEEEEEEEAAAAWWWWWWWWW."
by Stockeh March 22, 2008
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screeb

A screeb is an insult, for someone who is ugly or not good looking
Genessa's auntie Karen is a screeb.
she is a very screebly woman.
by GENESSA May 9, 2008
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screen share

The act of seeing someone else's screen and all of their online activities. This can only be done when both users have a Mac. A screen share is usually a bad thing, as you can essentially take over someone's screen and "creep" on them.
"If you don't stop annoying me, I'm about to screen share you."

"Omg I just got screen shared. This sucks."

"Stop trying to screen share me, you creep."
by SyracuseOrangMEN. June 23, 2009
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smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.
I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.
by skulls1850 March 19, 2009
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screechy

Adj. A feeling of tiredness and wired at the same time. Noticeable characteristics are short temper, a fuzzy confused feeling in your brain, feeling as if your skin is crawling or dirty and a slightly dehydrated sensation; like your eyes are sand marbles.

Feeling screechy can be brought on by having an infant that didn't sleep all night resulting in you only having 3 non consecutive hours of sleep. The problem is compounded when you've eaten nothing but toast and a candy bar.
Will you please quit touching me? Can't you tell I'm screechy today?

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I wasn't listening to what you said. My brain is full of shit and I'm all screechy!
by lindie April 8, 2006
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