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Sam

A big douchebag who has no friends.he is normally fat and a wetty a dickhead and a troll
That guys such a sam
by Hdidjdjdjdn April 18, 2018
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Sam

Sam is defined as a very arrogant weirdo who thinks he knows everything about Hettie but really doesn't. He is self-obsessed in masturbating but still can't turn on any girls. The only girl that is attracted to him is Charlie Baker. When they Fuck truffle butter comes out Charlie's ass hole. The only down side to this is they both share Charlie's cold. When Charlie sucks Sam dick Sam can't let an orgasm out because he is so sick.
Charlie: Hey Sam, wanna cum over so we can make some truffle butter?
Sam: Only if it includes eating the truffle butter liquid????
by JeuJeuB May 20, 2016
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Sam

Mass-Geonocidle Maniac. Usually of Australian or German background. Likes such mechanised equipment as Military Grade weaponry and explosives. Enjoys murder and generally makes jokes about killing and mutilating corpses. Sam's have a tendency to be racist and highly discriminative as well as homicidal.

However, some Sam's do have an attractions to members of the opposite races.
"Adolf Elizabeth Hitler was a Sam"
"Joseph Stalin was a Sam"
"Chopper Ried was a Sam"
by SWAG.SWAG.SWAG.SWAG November 9, 2012
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Sam

by Thiccsexyboi May 2, 2018
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Sam

Sam’s tend to be stupid little squares as well as the most toxic of individuals. Sam’s are self centered and view relationships as tools to obtain their own wants and needs. You never want to interact with a Sam.
I hate him so much, he acts like a complete Sam!
by Consumerofentireplanets September 29, 2019
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Sam

Sams a gay kid who plays to many videogames and doesnt go outside or take showers
Sam doesn’t take showers so smells like shit
by Shmeasy June 13, 2019
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sam

the most annoying person you'll ever meet. He's really weird and probably smokes weed, also always wears headphones to show he's "cool".
Oh look its sam watch out he might take a picture of your butt
by Martin 123 November 7, 2019
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