cleven steam roller

when a man or woman take a dump on the other partners chest and then rubs it in with the cheeks of the anus. And screams loudly like a steam roller

mike gave stef a cleven steam roller and courtany video taped it

by Willmo666 January 2, 2008

Dick Steam

The release of male reproductive fluids to relieve symptoms of anger or stress.

These bitches be tripping dog, I needs to find me a badass hood rat and give her my dick steam.

by Slater Mcdickinhard September 2, 2013

Beaver steam

Vaginal moisture.

That girl's underwear is dripping with beaver steam.

by jacquizz in your pants August 23, 2011

Up Town Steam Roller

When you have your girl on the bed naked you drop one on her chest and sit on it and rock back and forth just like a steam roller.

Last night i took a dump on Suzy's chest and gave her an up town steam roller.

by LOKI69 April 24, 2009

The Kamikaze Steam Mop

It is when a girl poops on your face and then follows with urinating on your shit stained face. She then uses her hair to mop and cleanse the dirt away leaving your skin feeling hydrated.

I told her I needed a new face cleanser, and she gave me The Kamikaze Steam Mop! I smell like poo but my face is blemish free!

by NW and BJ February 23, 2014

Full Head Of Steam

Phrase. To be seriously, dangerously and hilariously drunk.

Not location-specific; out with friends, on a date, at work - nowhere is safe from one of the lads getting a full head of steam up and running riot.

Interchangeable with;
- Massive Head Of Steam Up
- Fully Steamed

Superlative;
- World Record Head Of Steam Up

- Hey, did you see Ross last night?

- OMG yeah, he had a full head of steam up - I think he got arrested!
- What for?
- Everything...

by J.Manstrong January 2, 2017

Hartford Steam Boiler

A warm poo taken outdoors during those harsh Connecticut winters which continues to steam for more than 60 seconds after being dropped. Not to be confused with its much less volatile cousin, The Hartford Steamer, which stops steaming in less than a minute. Also known as the Hartford Boiler or Haaatfud Boilah as the locals say.

One construction worker to another: "Hey Eddie. Did you see that Hartford Steam Boiler Joey dropped in the port-a-jon? He was in there more than 5 minutes ago and that bastard's still steaming"

by Efraim Santiago December 30, 2007