Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?
Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!
Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..
Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!
Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..
by Some random doebdjcj November 1, 2020
Get the National post urself doing squats on snapchat daymug. Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
by von groovy June 28, 2017
Get the dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittensmug. Hoboken squat cobbler is a sexual fetish act where a man or woman, fully clothed, slowly sits into a pie while singing a seductive song. The singing is what differentiates this from other pie-sitting fetishes, it is named after the hometown of Frank Sinatra, who is rumoured to have fathered the act during one of his famous drinking binges at a friends' birthday party. Frank Sinatra allegedly said at the time "Let me show you what we call the hoboken squat pie."
by SwampBeast September 3, 2016
Get the hoboken squat cobblermug. Squatting on an erect penis because the dick is "too bomb". Can also be used to mark one's territory or to show excitement about a situation.
by Dick Nastyyy March 16, 2014
Get the d squatmug. by Whoretism August 29, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. John: How'd you get that stain on your pants?
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
Michael: I was doing a squat cobbler for my girlfriend.
by Vanbran September 2, 2016
Get the Squat cobblermug. by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
Get the squat applemug.