by Lone wolf sirius November 30, 2020
Get the AC speedmug. i got this "speed-chub"..i can fuck for like 2 minutes at a time but then it starts to go soft..then i gotta like milk that blood back in and go back to fuckin. this bitch be rollin her eyes i'm lovin it.
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
this is a train to nowhere baby so it's gonna be all night ;)
now bend down further i need to do a line
by bobby swoledick brothers February 7, 2010
Get the speed-chubmug. A gorgeous woman who loves hot rods, motorcycles, traveling, and sex positivity! You can find her at car/motorcycle shows and just being stunning!
by Catiekitten March 4, 2019
Get the Speed Bunnymug. by Word_God October 6, 2021
Get the The speed of fastmug. Used to check if someone is dumb enough to speed in the city
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
also used by some dumbass cops who uses speed guns as a weapon.
Dude: "Hey man have you heard that someone got arrested for blowjobbing but the policeman caught him with his speed gun?"
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
Dode: Bro seriously? lmao
by minebob October 8, 2019
Get the speed gunmug. To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
by janicethefrog October 27, 2023
Get the speed sploogemug. by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
Get the Allah speedmug.