Sleep Fagalysis

A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.

I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.

by Twightman May 09, 2014

sleep gripnea

1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip

I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.

by mattdc January 10, 2014

netflix and sleep

Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill

H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.

by hazelnutbiscotti June 28, 2018

Sleep warp

To sleep a certain time period away in order to skip it completely...as you are asleep.

Monday was so bad, I decided to sleep warp until Wednesday.

by Wafsnipes23 September 16, 2011

Sleep tax

The catch up sleep your body forces (sleeping through alarms, etc) for staying up too late for multiple days in a row.

Man I slept for 12 hours and missed my appointment, I knew I shouldn't have stayed up playing games three nights in a row. Sleep tax is a bitch.

by tbhinevercared February 03, 2018

Safe Sleep

A day where you can sleep without fearing to not wake up for school. It's a great day cause no stress or multiple alarms.

Jason: "Tomorrow's Saturday so it's a safe sleep day."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."

by Bossiermeteor January 03, 2022

free sleep

when you go to sleep and don't set any alarms

i have no plans tomorrow, i think i'm just gonna free sleep.

by ilstu May 06, 2007