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seattle mudshark

When you find a fish and you try to insert it into a girls pussy. Also, for added authenticity, you may want to try being in Seattle.
"Yo man, my daddy pulled a Seattle Mudshark on my mom last night and now I'm scarred for life."
"You lucky you's a guy. My boyfriend did that to me in '03'"
by Walk the Jewels June 18, 2018
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Scattle

mom can i have the boys over tonight, were having a scattle
by lukejbgaming January 6, 2020
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West Seattle High School

West Seattle High School is a school so liberal that the of these snow flakes. A school so filled with STD’s that condoms are handed out like the F’s at this school. A school so entrenched in PC terms that even thinking there are two genders is illegal. Our dances are a semi-clothed orgy.

Definition- Satans high school/ orgy
Guy 1 From West Seattle High School, “ Did you just fucking label me a ‘Guy’ . You fucking maga hat piece of shit. Gender is a social construct.”
by SpaceMan226 April 30, 2019
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scatter

Someone of a messy disposition, for example they could be lanky, have messy hair, or just generally be disorganised.
Oh look at Christine, she's such a scatter!
by Al October 13, 2004
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Seattle

1) City to which summer visitors move and end up slitting their wrists in February following 60-plus days of rain;
2) City that's still trying to get mileage off grunge music, over-roasted coffee beans, malfunctioning computer operating systems, and a dying aerospace industry;
3) City with its head so far up its own ass, it may as well rain for the next hundred years (and just might), because the hood-eyed freaks and pseudo-intellectuals wouldn't know the difference;
4) City whose Space Needle ensures that they will never be more than a West Coast, all-white Atlanta; and whose homogeneity takes all the credibility out of their so-called "tolerance."
4) City that is also called the "Emerald City" to lure ignorant tourists; in reality, is more than a little bit dark and evil - a true Scorpio city that could be the setting for a TV series based on "The Omen";
5) City motto: "Seattle: You're so close to Vancouver, why the hell are you living here?"
In September Kay moved to Seattle to work at a tuberous vegetable cooperative. By January she had pulled all her hair out, and in February threw herself off a 20-story building.

"Yes, as matter of fact I am dumb enough to live in Seattle despite the fact that British Columbia and free health care are only a ferry ride away, in Victoria. I make my living selling hemp shower curtains at Pike Place Market."

Californian #1: The traffic in Seattle was so bad, I thought I was in L.A.
Californian #2: Yeah; and if I eat any more wild salmon I'm gonna hurl!"

Seattle has two things going for it: Nordstrom and Elliott Bay Bookstore.
by Urine Off January 28, 2008
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Seattle Sandwich

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.
I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?
by K-Noodle November 10, 2009
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Slatty

slatty: Known as a fat slut.
look at her, eww she's a slatty
by luke master man December 19, 2008
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