Simpable

Being a person someone would willingly simp over.

Andrew is a very simpable person

by J-coast March 13, 2020

Simpcel

What happens when you cross a simp and an incel. For example, they might watch titty streamers and give thousands of dollars but not have any successful contact with a girl in real life.

"Yeah he protects every girl like they are his goddess but fails to actually talk directly to them, what a simpcel"

by SamTheSimpcel March 17, 2020

National Simp Day

A day where the country recognizes all simps.

National Simp Day is May 14th.

by CommiteeForSimps May 14, 2020

beta simp

a guy who cant get girls tries his hardest but still has no ratings most likely his name is adam

adam is a beta simp

he keeps simping off malluc

by REENSLAD June 4, 2020

ashlee simpson

a) one of the many talent-less teenage stars of today that seem to be infesting the very world we live in

b) someone who spells her name in the most annoying phoenetic manner

jesus christ can't you spell your name like a fucking regular person, because "ashLEE" is the most annoying thing in the world?

by anti-conformist November 22, 2004

Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

simp

a sad cunt that pays for only fans

can't believe jarred pays for that chicks only fans, what a simp.

by DryBackyBong April 9, 2020