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shake your ears by radfox35 November 29, 2016
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jizz shake
In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery
jizz shake by Jerry and Brian August 10, 2003
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Smoke Shake
The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.
Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.
Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.
Smoke Shake by g9aul August 10, 2009
Douche Shake
To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.
Douche Shake by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012
old salt in a new shaker
I would be careful about believing all the new upgrades he
promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
promises. He has been known to put old salt in a new shaker.
old salt in a new shaker by talk2me-JCH2 January 9, 2023
Salad Shaker
The act of licking one's pussy or asshole while simultaneously shaking their body to make your partner cum uncontrollably.
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
~Popularized by superstar Millie Bobby Brown
Jacob: ''I'm the best salad shaker in town baby, just gimmie 10 minutes''.
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
Millie: ''Wow Jacob, you're the best salad shaker in town!''
Salad Shaker by Justaprankbro May 9, 2018
50 shades of grey
An erotic book written by E.L James. It is basically a pornographic book for women, as we all know women dont really like pron so reading about it is better fot them.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.
A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
My friends call it mommy porn because is literally what it is.
A girl called Anastia meets this successful man Christian grey and they have unbelievable sex and more sex and some more sex. There is a lot of bondage and BDSM on it so beware.
If you are a prude then this book is definately not for you, don't even bother opening it.
My guess is that when the writer was writing it she was feeling pretty horny at the time.
"Hey have you heard about that new book everyone is raving about"
"Which one"
"50 shades of grey"
"Oh, that my mum reads that"
"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
"Which one"
"50 shades of grey"
"Oh, that my mum reads that"
"Holy Shit!, your mom reads mommy porn"
50 shades of grey by awertyq July 21, 2012