Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

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Get the Daylight Savings Timemug.

Save

The act of injuring oneself while performing a usually safe, mundane action, or the resultant injury.

I pulled a Save last week and severed my toe while mowing my lawn.

"Why does Bob only have one eye?" "That's the Save he got from opening a bag of crisps."

by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021

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Get the Savemug.

Money saved

And do you want to know why the cost you are paying to build it is irrelevant?

Hym "Because you've been trying to build it for 20 years! Without the theory... MY THEORY you have been throwing money into the trash bin for years. I actively prevent the continuation of that waste by being better and more intelligent than everyone. AND... Your input is contingent on MY input. My input literally exists in a vacuum. Without the theory you don't have a thing dump money into. There is no counter-veiling theory. The one you are using NOW and the one is Singapore that is 100x faster are both my theory. You are paying for the money saved."

by Hym Iam July 28, 2025

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