Saves his country

Nebulous blanket category that can mean literally anything.

Headline: Man saves his country by tongue kissing his own daughter.

Headline: Man saves his country by allowing his country to selectively manufacture a mental illness (completely arbitrarily) and the results may shock you! It's child murder and or jumping off a balcony! Results may vary but you can use it to recruit shills!"

by Hym Iam March 11, 2025

Daylight Savings Time Party

Cheska’s invention.

A Daylight Savings Time party is similar to a New Years party, but on daylight savings.

by RebYizTheShiz September 23, 2019

polar bears need to be saved

on jan 6 2021 trump will be dumping alot of oil into the ocean and it will melt the ice and kill the polar bears.

hey ___ polar bears need to be saved please help them :(

by help polar bears December 30, 2020

lord save me

you hate life.

Person:Lord save me
Other person:you hate life

by I HATE MY LIFE WHAT AM DOING December 10, 2021

Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

Save

The act of injuring oneself while performing a usually safe, mundane action, or the resultant injury.

I pulled a Save last week and severed my toe while mowing my lawn.

"Why does Bob only have one eye?" "That's the Save he got from opening a bag of crisps."

by Str8WhiteMinority January 18, 2021

to save on postage

To kill bordem

Or, to save on postage, we could get naked and start a revolution.

by Doc Rich June 29, 2013