safe search

the only thing in existence that can stop you from being horny on your computer, phone, or other stuff

dont turn off safe search if you dont want to be horny

by someone else thats not u March 23, 2021

Vibe safe

"Vibe safe" is a departure phrase that is a combination of "drive safe" and "good vibes".

Alright. imma head out. vibe safe bro.

by no_po March 28, 2021

SAFe Agile

A method of gaslighting used for IT project workers.

IT project worker Bob: "So, this SAFe Agile thing you're doing there at your work. You all really just sitting there in a ring counting fingers ?"
IT project worker Tom: "Yeah, and they call counting the fingers part a sophiscated next generation work estimation method. "
Bob: "Like, really? What drugs are they on?"
Tom: "We're not sure. Probably all of them."

by agilegadget March 28, 2021

Smelly Safe

In women’s prisons, the Smelly Safe is where inmates hide contraband. Also known as a Hairy Handbag. Politely called a Vagina.

I think Karen has a bit of heroin hidden in her Smelly Safe

by Charliebynature April 14, 2021

/safe

a tone indicator indicating that the thread, link, post, or profile is safe to view without the risk of unwanted imagery

Open this! /safe

by slweeb April 17, 2021

Safe

A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.

Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!

by going_south November 21, 2021

Safe immigrant

When you pass off as a local. In Canada it's being white and not having an accent.

They are totally a safe immigrant no one would tell them to go back home.

by Treesmakenoise September 11, 2021