Safe farm

A farm that’s safe.

Like a good neighbor, safe farm is there.

by Sophie88 October 14, 2022

Safe & Sane Surfer

Someone who purports to a hard-core pyro, but is afraid to light anything more exciting than a Morning Glory sparkler.

Look at those two dweebs, Chris and Zoe - they’re such a pair of Safe & Sane Surfers!

by Ratskrad December 30, 2021

Safe as bro

New Zealand slang term for "nice one mate", or "no problem chap" meaning no worries my friend.

Yeah safe as bro.

by KjngDrew December 30, 2021

drive safe, drive home

Not racing your subarus and binning in the dry

Drive safe, drive home Craig said to Jesse

by Canberra JDM Car Scene December 18, 2021

safe

Aleksandr is safe, probably the safest there ever was to be safe. They say he is so safe that OSHA wanted to recruit him, but he didn't want to take the risk. Aleksandr is the literal definition of safe.

Ashley "Ok well be safe tomorrow"
Aleksandr " Literally the definition of safe is me, look it up"

by Anonamosious April 1, 2022

Safe

A word to describe someone as a safe option, as they are so ugly and horrible that you know that they will never leave you. Often practised by hot girls on tinder, who swipes you right thinking that you are safe, they keep you on leash often ghosting you for days or weeks, stands you up on dates and are mostly mean. Quickly gets bored as you try to be nice or give them compliments as they were expecting you to talk about the quantum theory and consciousness in the first two lines of greetings. Absolutely results in an unmatch without explanation (while you were typing) becomes toxic for deluded men who are inspired by the "she's way out of my league" movie and leaving them stranded in the dystopia of broken dreams. The cesspool fosters and encourages stalking behaviour, resulting in psychopathic tendencies to be a sociopath and eventually a creep.

Guy: So it's a one year anniversary since we matched! Are you still active on tinder?
Girl: Dude, fuck off! I only swiped you right cuz I thought you are safe

Girl 1: I would love to leave my guy for a hot, tall, rich stud! But I won't cuz I know my guy will never leave me cuz he is an ugly ass loser.
Girl 1's BFF: Safe is the way to go!!!

by going_south November 21, 2021

Safe immigrant

When you pass off as a local. In Canada it's being white and not having an accent.

They are totally a safe immigrant no one would tell them to go back home.

by Treesmakenoise September 11, 2021