A jackass who has absolutely NO respect for women and tells them to suck his d*** even tho we all kno he doesn't have one. He only dates girls becuz he knows he can get some from them. People think he is hot but he is rly a short douchebag with no morals..

Girl 1: Ryan is soo hot

Girl 2: Bitch i oughta slap u right now... he will only go out with you becuz he wants that cherry pie of yours

by VDCs girl November 25, 2010

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That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.

" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"

"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."

by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

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When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.

Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us

by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015

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