Ryan

that popular guy who thinks he's cool but is actually an asshole.

Damn that guy has to be a Ryan. He's such an ass!

by thebitchwhobakes December 30, 2016

Ryan

A synonym for fail.
Also the biggest fail in existence.

Ryan Ross.

by gabe;D September 19, 2010

ryan

an elephant looking man.skinny and sometimes annoying.

that guy is quite ryan looking.

by the elephant locater March 25, 2008

Ryan

A jackass who has absolutely NO respect for women and tells them to suck his d*** even tho we all kno he doesn't have one. He only dates girls becuz he knows he can get some from them. People think he is hot but he is rly a short douchebag with no morals..

Girl 1: Ryan is soo hot

Girl 2: Bitch i oughta slap u right now... he will only go out with you becuz he wants that cherry pie of yours

by VDCs girl November 25, 2010

The Ryan

That one guy at the party. Everyone knows who I am talking about. Super horny, would fuck basically anyone or anyTHING for that matter. Usually an outcast, as he can get nobody to get into bed with him.

" 'CRUNCH' Hmm. This McChicken tastes awfully......oh my god what the fuck. Who jizzed in my McChicken?"

"Looks like we got the Ryan in the house."

by thedirtymargotta March 7, 2015

The Ryan

When ever you have a group of friends together and are drinking alcohol, one of them gets extremly horny out of nowhere. This guy is known as 'The Ryan.' He will fuck random objects while under said intoxication.

Friend 1: This isn't fucking funny! Who's cum is all over my damn McNuggets?!
Friend 2: Shit dude, we have the Ryan among us

by JimmyRustler420 March 7, 2015

Ryan

He is sweet, kind, sexy and funny .he is very creative with a platonic imagination. He's a bit weird some times but that's what makes him seem so confident or maybe he doesn't care what people think. He will always have your back and make time for you with visits .he will make you feel special every time you see him just that type of person. He's one of the best guys you could ask for and any girl would be blessed to have him. He will make you want to do things you wouldn't usually do like fantasize all dam day. He is very intelligent and intimidating sometimes to talk to maybe it's just the built up tension that makes it so awkward.

P1: what you doing?
P2: thinking about Ryan.
P1: you have to get over yourself.

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 29, 2019