The Running Man

A sexual display undertaken by men.. To strip naked and swing yours arms back and forth as if you are running while standing stationary, causing the hips to twist and the penis to slap against the thighs. Once the running man is sped up to a sprinting pace, the slapping sound of the penis on the thighs becomes impossible for women to resit.

James - "Bob managed to pull that 10/10 bird at the club last night"

Rico - "How'd he manage that?"

James - "I heard he showed her the running man in the disabled toilets"

by KeefJackson June 8, 2013

running exploders

The act of making a b-line for the shitter before having a massive load of beef stew fill your panties.

1-After eating at Taco Bell, Scott had a bad case of the running exploders.

2-Holy shit! I think I just blew the back of the toilet out with my running exploders.

by Demongurl August 13, 2007

Runny Sunday

The sexual act of inserting an egg (usually chicken) into ones anus, and cracking it with the rectal muscles. A larger or different species of egg may be substituted if no chicken eggs are available, if your partner is feeling exotic, or if you've outgrown standard chicken eggs.

Ugh.. yesterday I had a runny sunday. I'm still crapping out eggshells.

by Squirrelenstein October 20, 2008

Running the script

Do what you have to, or have been told to. Such as just being friends with your new ex, or hoovering the house.

Guy 1 - Hear you and Holly broke up, you ok with just being mates?

Guy 2 - Not really no, but im just "Running the script"

by ExtremeImpressionZ January 9, 2011

Running Windows '98

If someone is not understanding simple things easily and/or is physically slow and not energized, he/she is running Windows '98. *It helps to know if the person is usually smart and/or physically quick to make the judgement justified.*

*It is early in the morning*
What is 100 squared?
-Uhhh....
You need a reboot, stop running windows '98

Coach, I dont feel like running a mile today.
-Windows '98 wont help you win the game next week.

dumb, dumbass, idiot, retard, lazy, tired

by Fresh Prince Kenya August 5, 2012

Running Donut

There are 4 men, two of them stand still while the other two with their dicks slicked up run at them as fast as they can and try to their dicks in the other persons ass.The first one to stick it in wins. The loser eats a handful of pubes.

Hey dude, that running donut game made my ass hurt.

by Jackie boi August 23, 2017

Running your thumbs

When you talk shit about someone through Twitter or similar sites.

"I'm tired of you talking shit Karen. You're always running your thumbs about me!"

by StGanjus June 9, 2018