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period rules

here are some basic rules for guys when girls have their periods:
do not make eye contact

stay at least 10 feet away
do not make any conversation if you would like to keep your face in its current state
guy: hey babe
girl: if you dont back up by the count of ten, i will rip your nuts off!!!
guy: ok hun, bye
guy: i just broke the period rules
by gymgirl12 April 10, 2012
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toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.
"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.
by actuallynoplease June 6, 2016
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Roaming Rule

The Roaming Rule applies to all relationships, just like with your mobile phone network i.e 02 - when you go abroad, you turn off roaming charges...! When you go away with the lads...'roaming charges' are off...
Girl: "I can't believe you shagged another bird in Magaluf..."
Boy: "Doesn't count, the Roaming Rule comes into play when the plane touches down..."
by Woolfy47 May 22, 2015
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Rules of Acquisition

A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.
Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price
by IrishCreem January 14, 2019
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Rule Of Hamilton

The rule of hamilton is when someone is saying that he or his team are struggling, but they arent.
" At the moment I don't think we will be competing for wins" - Thats what he said, its the rule of hamilton dude!
by Ceyror March 15, 2022
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Rule #26

"Focus on improving yourself,
not proving yourself"
Hey man i gotta prove myslef that i can
Bro, Rule #26
by AKayser February 21, 2023
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Rule 6783

You can't kill mom
You can hurt mom accidentally, but you can't hurt her purposefully as that would be breaking Rule 6783
by Mom killer 69 October 10, 2021
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