Rubber Lover Glover

A: Do you need a condom?
B: Sorry, I'm not a rubber lover glover.
by PointTH June 17, 2017
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Ride the Rubber Rail

To be penetrated by a strap on.
I used to ride meat dicks but got tired of dealing with the men attached to them. Now I just ride the rubber rail.
by aeron_chairgaryen January 12, 2023
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Rubber Duck

1) A guy that puts on a condom before sex while riding on top of a train that is moving through a low clearing. He must use a "rubber", and he must "duck" in order to stay safe.
"I wish Ezekial wasn't such a pussy. He never takes unnecessary risks, and on our way to Florida he insisted on being a rubber duck. At least he kept his heads safe."
by ThatGuyWhoWroteSomething October 22, 2009
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Rubber City Rocker

Sex Term. Describes that act of fucking a pregnant women, punching her in the lower spine so that her body stiffens, then rocking her on her belly: similar to a see-saw. Most often performed in Akron, OH, hence "Rubber City."
She pissed me off, so I pulled a Rubber City Rocker.
by frankdtank August 16, 2008
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rubber chicken dance

When you go to a corporate function (like your holiday party) and you get served the obligatory rubber chicken.
"Dude, you going to the office bash tonight?"
"Hell no, man, I don't need another rubber chicken dance!"
by Geoff Lilley December 07, 2006
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Rubber Glove Love

When you bring back a bird to your house only to find that you have run out of c*ndoms and the only thing you can find in the house as an emergency alternative are your mothers rubber washing up kitchen gloves.
My mum felt a strange wet sensation when she tried on her washing up gloves yesterday. I had done a rubber glove love session in them.
by The Smart Ass June 21, 2015
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rubber drunk goggles

The act after having a one night stand at the partners place in the middle of the night while they sleep drape the used rubber over their eyes and leave. When they wake up they will be looking through rubber drunk goggles Aka the used condom from the filthy sex the night before.
Man I gave that slut the rubber drunk goggles when I left.
by freak26180 November 26, 2010
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