bagels and roast beef

1.) in reference to an old woman's crotchial region.
2.) an elderly woman's cellulite asscheeks and old vagina lips.

damn -- Grandpa had some straight up bagels and roast beef last night!

by ohhcheese July 16, 2006

roast

1. Meaning “to ridicule”… the word was popular among middle schoolers circa 2007 and is still nauseatingly overused by childish high schoolers today.

2. A word used when not quick enough to come up with an actual insult.

1. “Look at those ugly shoes! I’m ‘bout to roast him.”

2. Cordia: You better watch it or I’ll roast you.

Jalin: Go ahead, roast me.

Cordia: (to friends) Aww hell naw, he’s about to get roasted!

Jalin: Waiting...

Cordia: Alright, ima roast you now...

by LC Bears November 15, 2009

pot roast

The sexual act wherein a female fellates a man while she is defecating on the toilet. This is similar to the blumpkin.

I walked in on my girlfriend taking a dump, and she insisted on giving me a pot roast.

by Mark Kirch January 2, 2010

angry rooster

When a male gets a boner (see also erection) and can't get rid of it. Usually it is put down by the common masturbation. (An angry rooster typically hurts.)

I had an angry rooster untill I masturbated... ahh it hurt so bad.

by H4WK1234567 June 23, 2006

Texas Rooster

While a lady is sleeping, you squat over the top of her with you ass facing her head, with a semi erect cock you tap her on her forehead while crowing like a rooster "Cock - a - doodle - do".

My girlfriend got drunk last nite and slept thru her alarm, so i woke the bitch up with a Texas Rooster.

by Crazy Lenny and Bill of DB Inc. January 2, 2009

spit roast

A threesome involving 2 males and a female. The woman in the middle gets fucked from behind while sucking off the other male.

'You dad and I spit-roasted your mom' For maxium chauvenistic effect the males should high five each other while insulting the woman. Eg. ' Hey which end you got?' 'I dunno I cant tell the difference!'

by spit ro-st September 22, 2003

Robsterman1

Sick, twisted, mentally disturbed internet stalker.
A womenless 40+ virgin.
Idiot, moron, dickless wonder

"you're a total robsterman1"

by Lord_of_Sorrows December 11, 2003