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American Roulette

To play this, you need to rent a plane and 6 parachutes and one that's string pulls off and doesn't unfold. All 6 have to be identical in order to play. Make sure no one knows which one is which. Find a bunch of dumb-ass Americans and load up the plane. Be at a hight where if you fall you cannot possibly survive the fall. Now, give out one parachute to each American. Then, all of you have to jump out at the same time. (Try counting to 3 then jump all at the same time.)
Hey, lets go sky diving, guys. Ever hear of American Roulette?
by Talking Orange March 23, 2011
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Bran Muffin Roulette

Having anal sex with an elderly person
I sure hope I don't get shat on while playing bran muffin roulette with your grandma.
by Raphael (The Disasterbater) December 27, 2008
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Russian Roulette Moment

When someone says something that's supposed to be funny but really isn't, or alternatively when someone takes a joke a stage too far, and makes it un-funny. Someone else has to then announce it as a Russian Roulette Moment Some people's entire lives are like one huge Russian Roulette Moment, ie. everything they say is supposed to be funny but never is
Becky: "It's like Russian Roulette...who's gonna gan? Gan, gan!"

Daniel: "Excuse me everyone, can I please have a moment of your time? I just have a small announcement to make, I'm dying *serious face*

Becky and Ross: "Russian Roulette Moment"
by Feistybecky August 24, 2009
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Persian Carpet Roulette

This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009
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russian roulette

when you have 6 men and 1 girl. 5 of the men have condoms on, and one doesn't. The one girl has to decide blind in a dark room which one to have sex with.
When someone puts a revolver to their head with only 1 out of 6 bullets inside, that person is playing Russian Roulette. This is only dirtier, and is something seen by a man called Frank Moore.
by parkerh. May 25, 2010
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African Roulette

African Roulette is played where you have unprotected sex with your choice of one of six African women and one of them has HIV
Dude that fool is playing african roulette
by molassio June 7, 2010
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Russian Roulette

A game show where if you get a wrong answer, you might literally get dropped out of the game, after you spin the wheel.
by Nobody July 21, 2003
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