rubber thumpin

1. A fat person walking. 2. the sound the shoes of a fat person make as they walk.

Is she that fat?? Dude she was rubber thumpin down the hallway.

She was rubber thumpin so bad things were falling off the wall.

by G8KeaPoR May 5, 2011

Rubben

The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.

Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.

by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016

Your papa should have worn a rubber

You say this to someone who is fucking annoying and to someone who has no purpose in life. This shows them they are useless and should not be on this planet

Bradshaw: Im fat im fat im fat
Nick Doring: Hey, your papa should worn a rubber. You worthless piece of dop poo.
Bradshaw: :(

by Adrian June 1, 2004

rubbing the bed

A form of masturbation or "wanking". The male rubs his penis on the bed to masturbate. It is a faster way to approach a male orgasm, because it is rubbing the penis harder than a "hand job" due to more pressure exerted onto the penis.

I was too horny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.

by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

rubbernut

someone who is a tit

u are such a rubbernut

by kerrie April 7, 2005

rubbish water

The water or liquid that collects at the bottom of the bin, and usually drips out of the plastic bag when you're gonna throw it away.

ew omg i was taking out the rubbish and got rubbish water all over me! i smell like a tramp now >:o

by Trashhhhh March 23, 2007

Rubber

A type of condom, usually made of latex, but can be sometimes made of lambskin(not really lambskin, but the intestines).

"I remember when I got my first rubber"

by chris galehouse March 26, 2008