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Remember that rather unattractive guy from high school? well he went through a complete Nevolution and is now seriously fit!
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Revelationocracy is a form of theocracy where all its rules and decrees are made by divine revelation, or at least majority of them. Revelationococracy is considered as a middle term between Theocracy and Divinocracy, where at the same time that religion plays an important role on politics, the gods and also made it by divine revelations (or at least on the theory of what divine revelations actually are). Revelationocracy advocates that the divine revelators that are goining to participate of the government must be trained and gifted for do so, and it often seeks for divine revelators all over the nation and invite them to the government to participate of it, where the religious leaders often consult the divine revelators to take decisions or the divine revelators are the religious leaders themselves, depends of how much theocratic and/or divinocratic the revelationocratic government actually is. Revelationocracy is non-quadrant, but the position depends a lot of the divine revelations, however, revelationocracy often advocates that the main rules should be based on the religion of the nation and that all else should be based on divine revelations or in direct discussion with the gods or God or with the divine by divine revelations.
"Revelationocracy is the middle term between divinocracy and theocracy, however, revelationocratic governments could variate a lot between both extremes of theocracy and divinocracy."
by Full Monteirism May 7, 2021
Get the Revelationocracy mug.The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.
The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.
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Get the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory mug.That one, bittersweet moment of intense fatigue due to an unhealthy lack of sleep, where you suddenly know EVERYTHING. You literally become the harbinger of infinite knowledge for a few moments before crashing out into a deep sleep, only to forget everything upon waking up.
*Person 1's bloodshot, baggy eyes widen in absolute awe.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
Person 2: Uh...
Person 1: Shut up! I've finally come to a realization, all the questions people have had that couldn't be answered, I know EVERYTHING, man, YOU MIGHT AS WELL SEND FOR THE POLICE!!!
Person 2: Wha--...
Person 1: SHUT UP!!! What comes after death? What's out there in space or the ocean? What happens when we use our brains to their full potential? What's the meaning of life? WELL I'LL TELL YOU! I'LL TELL YOU EVERYTHIN--...
*Person 1 crashes into his pillow, experiencing the total nirvana that is the sleep revelation.*
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Get the Sleep Revelation mug.The most powerful roast of all time. Unlike the others, this can only be used when all other resources are exhausted; it does not skip places in the hierarchy. Will beat both hierarchical roasts (your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, your family tree lgbt and your ancestors were incestors) and non-hierarchical roasts (your granpap a trap, your sister a mister etc.). Only susceptible to the eternal no u.
Person 1: your mom gay lol
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
Person 2: Hah, basic- your dad lesbian
Person 1: Pfft, weak, your granny tranny
Person 2: Don't make me do it
Person 1: Go on ya pussy
Person 2: your family tree lgbt
*Person 1 and all his family are sent to hell and the galaxy collapses in on itself*
Person 1: *comes back from death* You think you've won?
Person 2: I have. Your ancestors were incestors.
Person 1: Nope. Your evolutionary originators chronic masterbators.
*the universe explodes*
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