Smear the queer

Played with an object that can be tossed and easily carried such as a balled up t-shirt, football, or shoe.

Play starts when object is thrown into the air. Players may either snatch object out of the air or wait until it lands. If the object lands, the person closest to it MUST pick it up. (Group will use judgement, or someone who wants it can just pick it up.) Once a player is in posession of the object, they try not to get tackled. Once tackled, the object is thrown into the air (or at a particular person) and the game starts over. Play usually ends when everyone is tired or when someone gets hurt.

I am feeling really hyper and have a lot of energy, so lets get a group together and play smear the queer!!!

by mopheadcellist July 26, 2009

Hank Tangian queer

Term coined by DeusErgoVeritas to describe the object of desire for homosexual obsessed old men who reside on the internet.

DeusErgoVeritas may not admit it, but his obsession with homoerotic limerick suggests he is a Hank Tangian queer himself.

by mario00318 April 18, 2014

two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system

Popularized by Republican candidate Arthur Jones to describe the ruling elites under American democracy.

Also referred to as the TPJPQPS.

The white majority are fed up with all of these lying, cheating, thieving, warmongering, child-molesting political pimps and whores of this corrupt and decadent two-party, Jew-party, queer-party system.

by Edwin Eugene Bagley June 9, 2018

Gear Queer

Military Lingo - A person who always wants the newest scope, site, rail system, or thing that they will never end up using. They will even spend money aquiring this shit knowing full well they will never use it. They are usually RANGER/SF wanna be's. These types are often seen rubing one off to a rangerjoe's magazine

Look at PFC Clark over there with his new M4 Pistol Grip. He is such a gear queer!

by arkieboy72472 October 15, 2008

ur dear a queer

The end of all arguments and insults. This insult will completely destroy the whole universe and there is no escaping from it. Please, for the love of God and everything on Earth and all we have, DON'T SAY THIS.

Faggot: ur mom gay lol
Me: ur chromosomes homozones
Faggot: ur generation cause frustration. i win hahaha
Me: *snickers* no u
Faggot: NO U
Me: Well, sorry, God, but I have to say this...
Faggot: *smiles but anxious with worry* You wouldn't dare.
Me: UR DEAR A QUEER
The world starts to collapse. The space-time continuum immediately stops and destroys itself and all of humanity dies. The faggot gets thrown into hell but even hell considered him unworthy and made him suffer a horrible - nothing - there is no afterlife anymore. There is no more life.

by worst_insults June 13, 2018

movie queer

A closeted queer that enjoys naked men in mainstream movies (such as Walk Hard, Watchmen, Bruno, etc... ). This includes not only male viewers but also the males behind the making of such movies.

Average dude: What is up with all the male nudity in GUY movies?

Movie Queer: You are so insecure. It's just a naked man. It's art.

by howtruthhurts August 18, 2009

Golden Queer

When a man gets urinated on by his gay lover, he becomes a golden queer.

I heard David Bowie's song "Golden Years" and was inspired to make a definition called golden queer, since queer rhymes with year.

Golden queers, golden queers,
These men got pissed on and now they're, golden queers.

by etaN retsaM June 22, 2011