Gear Queer

Military Lingo - A person who always wants the newest scope, site, rail system, or thing that they will never end up using. They will even spend money aquiring this shit knowing full well they will never use it. They are usually RANGER/SF wanna be's. These types are often seen rubing one off to a rangerjoe's magazine

Look at PFC Clark over there with his new M4 Pistol Grip. He is such a gear queer!

by arkieboy72472 August 21, 2008

Gear Queer

One of those people (man or woman), usually not very athletic, who requires extensive amounts of "gear" for their sport of choice. For example, a biker with the spandex jersey, the spandex shorts, color coordinating helmut, water bottle, and fingerless gloves etc. These guys are usually NOT in shape, which provides us with evidence that they just went out and bought up all of the gear for looks.

Any athlete with lots of gear, would be a "gear queer"

by bohrnstedt November 23, 2009

Gears Queer

A Gears Queer is one who plays the video game Gears of War a lot and thinks it's the best thing since butter and bread. To go along with this, they are arrogant, think they are "elite" and can "pwn n00bs", constantly talking sh*t on their mic's, etc. Let's just say they live up to their name.

"I play Gears of War, which is the best game ever, so i'm better than you, n00b!"

"STFU Gears Queer."

by playCOD4 February 11, 2008

gear queer

A person who has a wealth of equipment they really can't use to it's extent. Usually a newbie or some looser who hopes to gain social stature through owning this equipment.

It's clear Jimmy is a gear queer - Look at all that gear he has hanging on his rack - He's only been climbing for a week or two!

by Mark Towe December 6, 2005

queer gear

Gay males "manpurse" also referred to as" fudge luggage"gay attache'"penispokin packaging""sausage suitcase"

He has got to be gay look at that queer gear he is carrying

by ronski January 19, 2010

fixed-gear bicycle queer

Wanna be elitist hipsters who ride fixed-gear bicycles

Look at that fixed-gear bicycle queer!

by Urban-dee September 10, 2009

queer gear

something or someone that has homosexual characteristics; can also be used in place of the word "gay", "whack", "retarded", or any other variations

tom: "jim told me yesterday that he touch john's penis"
bill: "freaking queer gear"

suzy: "i got an F on the test...that's queer gear"


brad: "sally said that i was ugly"
tim: "queer gear"

by GRich December 22, 2008