two-way petting zoo

A euphemistic way of describing an intense and passionate sexual encounter; a sexual encounter that usually begins with gentle touching, kissing, and petting, but quickly evolves to a lustful ripping off of clothing and a passionate, rough foreplay session that is followed by some of the best sex ever.

Dude, last night after we made it in the door, it was a two-way petting zoo. Crazy shit went down!

by theinitiator March 21, 2009

puttin it down for the stl

the slang word for being black(negro) and and having money

Nelly St lunatics song lyrics

by zeke durr December 12, 2003

putzing around

The act of not doing anything in bed but rolling around aimlessly. Without any hope or inclination to get anything done.

You: Chris, what'd you do yesterday.
Chris: Stayed in bed putzing around all day with Christie.

by Chris D. C. May 11, 2009

puttin it down for the stl

Being racist against the niggas in St Louis

i hate niggaz

by Anonymous December 15, 2003

patting the piglett

the femine answer to choking the chicken

"I was patting the piglett all afternoon and missed my biology class."

by catty the b.i.g April 15, 2009

puttin the jake on

to be jealous or envious of one's actioins;
to be eyeing someone or suspicious of them;
mistrusting

you know those girls be puttin the jake on you, when they saw u with me...

your mom was puittin the jake on me , when she saw me hanging out with your sister...

by sugardaddi November 18, 2010

Montreal Petting Zoo

Canadian slang for a French prostitute living in Québec. Derived from the the pay to touch nature of the encounters and the French's reputation for not shaving... anywhere...

Woman walks down the street and turns to a group of dudes,
"Interessé?" she calls.
Dude bumps another Dude on the shoulder and whispers, "Dude! Montreal Petting Zoo, 5 o' clock!"

by PotatoesAreaVegetable? June 2, 2014