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Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.
Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.
by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019
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Putting paper in the frying pan

A phrase used towards a person starting shit for no reason.
"Dave you've only had two pints, stop putting paper in the frying pan"
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Pushing up a storm

The act of pushing a hair curler that looks like anal bead up ones arse
“Have you seen that girl who’s video is on snapchat?”
“Yeah she was pushing up a storm!”
by Hindleyhighmemes December 12, 2019
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Putting out cones

What one tells their wife they are doing when one is actually scoping out babes at Pumpkin Fest.
Hey, Jim where have you been for the last 3 hours.

Sorry, Mar, I’ve been putting out cones.
by AnastasiaBeaverhausen October 21, 2019
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Putting in the Resume

The act of putting in a good feeling with your friend’s girlfriend so then when they breakup your there for her as backup
“Yo, you see Jon getting really friendly with Matt’s girl”
“Ya bro, he be putting in the resume”
by FRANKLENS TOWER October 28, 2020
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pushing white

That girl's succulent gash had me pushing white so fast.
by dafizzif September 30, 2020
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pushing the budget

Going further than anticipated or calculated
Frank wanted a day off work, his boss says "Sorry Frank but you're really pushing the budget"
by PJay 2.2 December 2, 2020
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