purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

by John0428 February 21, 2011

Barney purple

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 03, 2004

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

by Le Pickle Le Kisser February 21, 2007

Purple Pistol

The act of slapping a girl in the face with your penis (similar to a russian tattoo so hard that your penis breaks in a perfect 90 degree angle and bruises.

"Man I mean't to give that girl a russian tattoo, but I ended up with a purple pistol."

by All Mighty Muffin Lord February 22, 2009

Purple Indian

1.(noun) When a male homosapien, inserts his sexual organ into the auditory orifice and removes multiple times until ejaculation, projecting semen into the ear of the victim.

2.(noun) To bang a girl in the ear.

Also know as the "P.I." originated in the ohio restaurant "the purple indian" by two workers.

Jenny has a huge headache because I gave her the purple indian last night.

by Jaycin April 12, 2007

Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

by Incog Neato July 15, 2004

Purple Bread

AZSRT Slang For Pussy

So did you get to eat the Purple Bread?

by Frankdizzle May 23, 2006