purple wave

The movement that takes volunteers, generally empty nesters, from decidedly blue, liberal states and moves them to very red, conservative states in an attempt to turn the electorate more purple or liberal

My sister, as part of the purple wave, recently moved to Oklahoma.

by MommaNa June 25, 2017

purple trumpet

The male version of blue waffle

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet

by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011

purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

by John0428 February 21, 2011

Barney purple

{adjective}
A shade of violet reminiscent of the color of children's TV character Barney the Dinosaur.

"I had to get them to re-paint the whole room. I am NOT having my living room Barney purple!"

by Martha's_Cellmate November 03, 2004

Purple Indian

1.(noun) When a male homosapien, inserts his sexual organ into the auditory orifice and removes multiple times until ejaculation, projecting semen into the ear of the victim.

2.(noun) To bang a girl in the ear.

Also know as the "P.I." originated in the ohio restaurant "the purple indian" by two workers.

Jenny has a huge headache because I gave her the purple indian last night.

by Jaycin April 12, 2007

Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

by Incog Neato July 15, 2004

purple throbber

A penis that is so errect that it turns purple and throbs.

I stuck my purple throbber in your mom's ass lastnight and she screamed like a sheep in a slaughter house.

by Mooncricket June 18, 2003