purple wave

The movement that takes volunteers, generally empty nesters, from decidedly blue, liberal states and moves them to very red, conservative states in an attempt to turn the electorate more purple or liberal

My sister, as part of the purple wave, recently moved to Oklahoma.

by MommaNa June 25, 2017

purple helmut

The head of a penis. The knob, the top of a skin bishop. Spear and magic purple helmut.

Your purple helmut was swollen from excessive tugging. Spear and magic purlple helmut were ready for action.

by Le Pickle Le Kisser February 22, 2007

purple Stanley

the act of shitting into a condom, freezing it, and beating someone up with it

Tom was being a dick, so Joe purple Stanley'd him.

by John0428 March 7, 2011

purple trumpet

The male version of blue waffle

awww man i woke up this mornin looked down and saw i had purple trumpet

by Jakeywakey68 July 18, 2011

Purple Indian

1.(noun) When a male homosapien, inserts his sexual organ into the auditory orifice and removes multiple times until ejaculation, projecting semen into the ear of the victim.

2.(noun) To bang a girl in the ear.

Also know as the "P.I." originated in the ohio restaurant "the purple indian" by two workers.

Jenny has a huge headache because I gave her the purple indian last night.

by Jaycin April 18, 2007

Purple Jesus

The ultimate party juice! Fill a bathtub(preferably a clean one) with grape kool-aid, quartered citrus fruit, Everclear(or another high proof grain alcohol)and ice. Let it sit for a few hours then party on! The best part is eating the fruit towards the end of the party! Enjoy!

My folks are out of town for the weekend, call the gang and mix up the Purple Jesus!!

by Incog Neato July 15, 2004

Purple Bread

AZSRT Slang For Pussy

So did you get to eat the Purple Bread?

by Frankdizzle May 28, 2006