Dr.Priest

1. Priest is always right.

2. If Priest isn't right then No 1. takes place.

If Dr.Priest says that animals don't feel pain, then animals don't feel pain.

If Dr.Priest says he is smarter than someone, then he is smarter than someone.
If Dr.Priest says he won, then he won.

And if Dr.Priest says he has a big dick, then he has a big dick.

by MOOSEWITHDUCKS June 2, 2017

Young priest

Young priest is a priest who uses his nickname "young priest" to trick kids to like him, when he have gained the kids trust he will then lure them into his van and molest them

Young Priest: "Hello my children, i will be you mentor! Follow me!"
Kid: "FUCK OFF YOU PERVERTED OLD PRICK"

by pixpix123 September 27, 2017

Cal priest

A filthy fucking nonce who is as Inbread as adalia rose and a forehead as big as Mandingos dick

That cal priest is fucking shit at fortnite

by Dildoinyourdadsdraw July 18, 2018

Reverse preying mantis

A reverse black widow or preying mantis is a male that kills a female after they mate.

Henry VIII of England was a reverse preying mantis since he would chop a female's head off after they mated.

by Solid Mantis June 16, 2019

youtube_pricey78

A person who likes jordi and library over bin street on jordi. He also likes to do tik toks his name is starwarsnerd. Finally he is in div 9 in fifa 20

Pricey just nutted in Jordi's mouth which means Youtube_Pricey78

by I don't play sqaud battles October 28, 2019

Frisky Priest

Ever had a "Frisky Priest" shot?

It's just a shot of whatever is convenient, but as you take it someone has snuck behind you and jambs a thumb in your ass crack.

Elliot was out drinking with us and we got him a "frisky priest," he spat his drink all over the bar!

by Chas Duran December 8, 2020

Judas priest

Alexander Anderson, character from Hellsing series was refered to as judas priest

- He is Alexander Anderson!!
- Who?
- Judas Priest!
- Like that music band?
- THEY WERE NAMED AFTER HIM!!

by Hakunaruma February 4, 2021