president blowjob

A guy that gets a BJ from the office intern and is too chicken shit to own it and tell everyone his wife is just a bitch. AKA the 42nd President of the USA.

I saw president blowjob on TV the other day. His wife’s still a bitch.

by MarkANator January 11, 2025

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Dead president

JIMMY IS DEAD!!!! HE'S SO 100!!!!!

He's a dead president, and he died now!

by January 12, 2025 January 12, 2025

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President Bill Clinton’s Secretary

Derogatory term. The secretary Monika Lewinsky, who President Clinton enjoyed.

“You are President Bill Clinton’s Secretary!”

by BendoReal August 2, 2025

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President Hate

The term for a president who is filled with hate and is hated by so many. This person is polarizing and exhausts almost everyone. It is only rational to give this nickname to this official.

Abby: "I was online and then I scrolled to..."
Jasmine: "Stop. Just stop. I know you're gonna comment on President Hate. I can't do it today, or tomorrow, or whenever comes up next."
Abby: "No, girl. I was gonna talk about Justin being a bitch ass trick."
Jasmine: "Oh, yeah! He's a bitch!"

by von groovy September 16, 2025

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President Musk

The true and current leader of the United States as DJT is merely his puppet.

Person A: "Trump has issued a lot of executive orders since his inauguration last month."

Person B: "You must mean President Musk as Elon is running the show behind the scenes."

by Sun Chaser February 4, 2025

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The Worst President

1. Donald Trump (47; current) (run by Ian Miles Cheong and EIon Musk; worst president ever)
2. James Buchanan
3. Donald Trump (45; 2017 version)
4. Richard Nixon
5. George W. Bush
6. Warren G. Harding
7. Chester A.arthur
8. Ronald Reagan
9. Andrew Jackson
10. Joe Biden

Person in 2019: Who's the worst president? Donald Trump! No, its not Donald Trump, ass hole. Its James Buchanan, screw that guy.
Person in 2025: Who's the worst president? Joe Biden! No, not even close. Our current president is the worst, even declaring himself the king.

by jadenthemoose2 February 21, 2025

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