After hearing 4 separate people complain about Barrack Obama in a day; all without it being relevant to the topic at hand, I decided to come up with a new theorem... I copied this idea from Mike Godwin and his "Godwin Law". Credited goes to him.
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
"As white peoples' discussions grow longer and more intense in complaining, the probability that Obama being blamed for their grievances approaches 1."
Me: "Well, looks like I'm going to get laid off next week."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
White guy: " psh, you know whose fault it is?! It's Obama's fault! He's trying to take our guns away."
Me: "I don't see how this relates .."
White guy: " You know he's not even American!"
Me: "(To myself) Black President Theorem came up fast in this talk."
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Environmentalists criticize his policies as selling out to corporate interests, even though RFK Jr. blames Katrina on President Bush, RFK opposes the construction of a windfarm in Cape Cod, which would cut reliance on fossil fuels. They also oppose his actions to tap one of our largest reserves of oil, but also bitch when the trade defecit increases at the same time.
His War on Terror resulted from the horrific actions on September 11. The invasion of Afghanistan was done to remove the Taliban and Al Qaeda from that country. Discussions with Libya and Syria have resulted in movement towards democracy, as Libya has abandoned their WMD programs and Syria has withdrawn from Lebanon. The war in Iraq was done as a result of Hussein violating the terms of the cease fire enacted after he invaded Kuwait, and after Clinton signed the 1998 Iraq Liberation Act, and after Hussein dicked around with weapons inspectors, and after Hussein bribed practically everyone in the UN, and after funding Palestinian terrorists, and after evidence surfaced which showed Iraq was pursuing WMD programs, then the USA took the bloodthirsty savage out of power. Critics of the war would rather have Hussein in power than the parliamentary government currently in power in Iraq, and when presented with the reasoning with the war his critics cover their ears and scream, "Nobody died when Clinton lied!" even though no evidence exists showing Bush ever lied.
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