pastavazools

the act of being stupid or acting in a dumb way

that meatball was acting like a pastavazools the other day when he skipped woodshop class

by jadbhl October 26, 2007

pastatution

The act or practice of selling oneself for pasta.

Pastatution defines the simple need for pasta. -That pastatute must REALLY love pasta.

by ojackalicious November 30, 2009

Pestarian

Someone who eats a mostly vegetarian diet but will supplement it with meat (or fish or insects) from regionally specific invasive or pest species.

Of or relating to the exclusion of non invasive or non pest sources of meat from the diet: "a pestarian restaurant".

by Jessie Pestarian October 22, 2011

Dirty Pistachio

Usually refurring to when a girl has a mustache. A Dirty Pistachio can be seen if you watch the porn film, Hairy Lesbians Gone Wild, on the pornstar Morgan Lewis. This normally means that this chick has a longer mustache than the man!

Wow that cougar has a Dirty Pistachio
OR
I had sex with that Dirty Pistashio last night
OR
I only date girls with Dirty Pistashios

by A.Dot Dizz December 6, 2006

pasta salad

Performing analingus on a partner with tapeworm.

Sally hates Billy so much that when she got tapeworm she tricked him into eating her pasta salad.

by kittenHolocaust September 7, 2005

Pastaface

Quite the opposite of "Butterface". When a woman's face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (Past her face = Pastaface)

Guy 1: Man, that Keira Knightley is a real beauty.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.

by Wild_Monkey December 12, 2010

Nasty Pistachio

A vagina that tastes so bad that you have to eat a different vagina because it is the only thing that can get the awful taste out of your mouth.

Tom: I ate this girl out the other day and I can't get the awful taste out of my mouth no matter how many times I brush my teeth.
Dick: You gotta go eat out a different chick.
Tom: Why's that?
Dick: The only way to rid yourself of the taste of a Nasty Pistachio is to eat a different one out of the bag.

by Dale Wholphin November 11, 2011