Portillo'd

To be ritually humiliated by the election of someone else.

To make your name "synonymous with eating a bucketload of shit in public."

The first point Micheal twigged he'd been portillo'd was when the rictus smile on the young Blairite candidate somehow got worse.

by iRöy November 24, 2019

Portiola

A unified school management system,
targeted at seamless and stressless learning and management.

Gochinart just installed portiola for your school.

by Godson Chinweuba May 8, 2020

Portion

A dick measuring game. Its like spin the bottle, but with guys. It is played by taking turns spinning the bottle, and whoever it points to must jerk off. Then the dude with the smallest cock has to swallow the resultant load, or portion.

Man that was a sick game of portion last night. I hate that I had to swallow all that jizz

by MigosFan123 November 26, 2020

porting

butthole to butthole contact between two bare ass grown ass men

person 1: bro why are you pooping in that man's butt
person 2: fuck off dude were porting

by big_dicc_bandit February 26, 2021

Portiatiously

When the gibberish ramblings of a high person sound like real words

Alex babbled portiatiously when the edible hit

by Wheatzilopochtli June 4, 2021

portibling

Carrying your short friend named Steven

Friend 1: what the fuck are you doing with Steven
Friend 2: portibling

by Portiblingisfun February 12, 2023

portia

portia is the name of a girl who teleports everywhere. you never see her arrive, and you never see her leave. she's just either there or she isn't. she probably doesn't exist in real life, she only exists when she needs to be there but in reality she's not even real. she also doesn't know the meaning of personal space, she literally teleports next to you and is literally just sitting there. she's literally a jumpscare. she's also really weird and posts her ugly feet on her insta and also posted a selfie where you can literally see the tank of the toilet in the background. also you don't pronounce it as por-sha, in this case you actually pronounce it literally how it's spelled - port-i-a.

"oh my god, you scared me! you literally teleported here out of nowhere! stop being such a portia!"

by a hairball August 10, 2023